RON WHITE’S ROAST: TEQUILA, JOKES, AND TEARS

Well, let me tell you, this gigantic/monumental/massive roast of Ron White was a wild ride. It was like watching/witnessing/observing a train wreck in slow motion, but with more tequila and way better jokes. The crowd was rowdy/lively/energetic, and the insults were flying faster than a drunkard/party animal/sloshed fool at a rodeo. Ron took it all